Reese's sunshine-y Good Girl fashion damage limitation strategy

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Reese, you're busted! It's no good trying to erase people's memories with pretty outfits.

We all know that, in April, Reese's husband, Jim Toth, was pulled over and convicted for driving after too many Fantas. In response to this police officer doing his job and protecting the public human rights stealing outrage, Reese DO-YOU-KNOW-WHO-I-AM-ed him, refused to stay in the car, accused him of not being a real keeper of the peace and then attempted to talk the poor chap out of booking them by making thinly veiled threats of how it would be all over national news.

Pre-video scandal, Reese used to scowl at the paps. Properly snarl. Now she bounces towards them, flashing her fairytale princess grin. She's switched back to blonde, leaving her 'dark side' alter ego behind. And her wardrobe has undergone a discernible 'I'm a good girl, me' makeover, as she's supplanted  the wiggly, low-cut dresses  interspersed with 'don't look at me' trackies in black, with cutesy, conservative ensembles in candy pop colours. Clothes that say 'I'm a mom and I'm sorry and I'm now dashing home to bake an apple pie, cheery bye!' 

See our gallery for proof. As a result, public forgiveness is more or less complete. Operation sartorial damage reversal: successful. 

The best thing about the whole affair is that three months before the incident (during which Reese was totally batfaced), she sent up Hollywood bad girls by pretending to be a drunk on Jimmy Kimmel. The comic hook being that Reese is a shining angel of sobriety.

It's rare to find this video now. It has mysteriously vanished from most corners of the internet. How very odd. 

 

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