Everybody loves fashion with a face. It has been my long-term ambition to buy every single piece of it, in fact, from Marc by Marc mouse shoes to a Giles Deacon dinosaur bag (we can dream, can't we). Which is why I'll be onto these new Comme des Garçons PLAY x Converse with as big a smile as Bambi's on *that* Givenchy sweatshirt.

Exclusive to Dover Street market from 1 June, these are an update on the original canvas style, which featured the Comme signature heart-face on the inner step. But these new ones come in leather, and – brace yourself – have got those cutesy little beggars ALL OVER THEM.

From £95, Dover Street Market