Mariah works hospital chic with couture sling

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Mariah Carey really is the gift that keeps on giving. After fracturing her shoulder while filming a music video, she posted this twitpic of herself looking beatifically stoic. Graciously shrugging away Nick Cannon's comforting hand on her shoulder. Serenely accepting her slight as serendipity.

And joy! Wearing a clearly custom-made, apparently sateen, snazzy sling. We like to imagine it's hot pink and sprinkled with fairy dust. 

'Yo, Randy! Or Brad, or whatever your name is. You there! I'm not wearing these goddamm hospital garments. Get my seamstress on the phone quicksmart and ask her to fashion a sling worthy of a magical beautiful enchanted princess struck down while saving her kingdom from certain peril!'

It inspired us to compile a gallery of celebrities who also refused to let medical adversity blight their sartorial sleight of hand. 

When she's not being a brave little soldier in hospital, Mimi can mostly be found lying on her husband dressed as an Ann Summer's version of the Easter bunny, renewing her vows to said husband (yearly, natch) at Disneyland, or going for a low-key midnight swim in her pool.

SHE'S ACE. 

She also posted a video, in which she accidentally demonstrates that not only is she courageous, she is also a consumate professional. 

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