Erm, these just landed on the beauty desk. And they’re completely and utterly amazing. If Pimp My Ride did nails, this would surely be it. And they’re from the clever team at Nails Inc., of course, who saw a gap in the market for straight-talking, alphabet nails like these.

Now, you’ve got ten talons to play with here, so there’s a lot of fun to be had. Poppy Delevingne started us off with an instagram of P-O-P D-O-G written on her nails. I had suggestions from the Never team including  L-O-V-E-R,  P-R-A-D-A  and  G-B-B-O (one team member is truly obsessed with the Bake Off). But when it came down to it, we voted on a plain and simple N-E-V-E-R. Never Underdressed takes up a greedy 17 fingers you see, but the one handed Never worked damn well.  

In the midst of the fashion week mayhem that’s about to begin, it’s been decided that W-W-C-D will fit nicely. That’s What Would Carine Do.

Nails Inc. Monogram Manicure, £20