Why Victoria Beckham is the funniest fashion tweeter
Victoria Beckham is the first to admit that 'people normally see me as a moody, pouty, bitch', but, as she told the Guardian's Jess Cartner-Morley in the run-up to the launch of her main label's sister-line, Victoria, Victoria Beckham, 'contrary to rumour, sometimes I can be quite a laugh'.
Of course, anyone who's seen VB deliberating with good humour whether she should wear 'the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or the little Gucci dress' in Spiceworld The Movie, or watched the hilarious spoof documentary, Coming to America, which poked fun as the details of the Beckhams' transatlantic move in 2007, will already know this. For everybody else, her Twitter now confirms that she is in fact, a card.
She's actually been on Twitter since 2010, but of late, she's upped her game, and thrown in as many cheeky quips that we should know, and now totally love her for, as she has more straight-forward updates on her brand and starry movements. Here's a look at just some of the twitter gold she's been firing out of her iPhone recently...
She's a maniac, that VB, and she wants you to be too! If previous examples of her going crazy with dancing are anything to go by, we hope she danced up a storm.
The sun is shining in London!!! Get in the shower and dance!!!!! Flashdance, Maniac x vb https://t.co/ihCTrnbM0G
— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 15, 2024
It's a known fact that emoji art improves any photograph. Imagine if this was just a group on the tarmac: dry. Extra Kudos to VB for giving herself a crown.
Thank you team VB, amazing trip to Singapore and Jakarta, I love you all!!!thank u!!!! X vb pic.twitter.com/WlRhONO6RG
— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 15, 2024
Victoria's ascent from Spice Girl, to denim short wearing leader of the WAGs, to fashion superpower with collection after collection of things we really want to wear is nothing less than impressive. And do you know what's also pretty impressive? Her willingness to poke fun at it all.
Stop right now,thank u very much! X song of the day,spice girls,stop.Hello Singapore,we r back x vb #VBTour pic.twitter.com/vMX5GCLMl9
— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 14, 2024
Like Gaga has her Little Monsters and and Justin his Beliebers, VB has been trying to lure in 'fashion bunnies' since her twitter account began, which is just funny because nobody is every going to call themselves that.
Good morning Singapore fashion bunnies! What shall I wear tonight for #onpedder?? x vb #fightthefrizz #VBTour pic.twitter.com/R0kw57MiCp
— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 12, 2024
Seriously VB, stop trying to make fashion bunnies happen.
The Beckham public persona might generally be tight-lipped and shielded with sunglasses, but she larks around (and tells you about it) with the best of 'em.
My bed is really uncomfortable x vb #fightthefrizz #VBTour pic.twitter.com/4UalkZe4OB
— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 11, 2024
If you know the press is going to take the piss out of you - she was famously called an alien by Perez Hilton - nothing says 'haterz gonna hate' like making the joke yourself first.
An alien in Singapore x vb #VBTour pic.twitter.com/lxrwFNLSBm
— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 10, 2024
A drunken heap of clothes is a good time sign familiar to all of us. See, VB is just like you! Even if she was at the Met Gala.
Sign of a good night! X vb #MetGala #CharlesJames pic.twitter.com/16ereUM36I
— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 6, 2024
Can you imagine Donatella Versace twitpiccing her toilet?
Loving this! Haven't been called "the talent"for some time! Genius! my own toilet at today's shoot x vb pic.twitter.com/ZJWDUWZ7z6
— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 1, 2024
You know she could have just said peacock, but would the joker that is VB miss the opportunity to make a rude allusion? She would not.
There is a cock in my parking space! X vb pic.twitter.com/SeJT4BjW2e
— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 1, 2024
She's pretty good on Instagram too, you know?
Are you following @victoriabeckham? Go, go, GO!
Follow @laurafleur (also funny, some say).