You'd want to be trapped in the closet if yours was the kind of palatial salon that Elizabeth Taylor, Jessica Alba and Nanette Lepore have been known to boast. Imagine it - entire rooms the that are probably bigger than your bedroom filled with the type of fancy clothes, shoes and accessories famous people can't get enough of. 

It's certainly preferable to hoisting your dry cleaning back into an upright MDF box, or having to crawl, Narnia-like through your knit collection in order to retrieve a summer dress at the first sign of sun, but with only the promise of chipboard, rather than magic and Turkish Delight, at the end.

Plus, think of how zen your bedroom could be without all of your dressing detritus knocking around. You could do a full John and Yoko white-out on your sleep-space and catch Zs galore.

With studio flats in Hackney smaller than some of Hollywood's biggest wardrobes going for over £3,000 a month (seriously, don't even) you might not be walking into your own wardrobe any time soon, but you can have a click through this gallery and dream.