The backstage beauty edict from show to show can often be world’s apart. One person sees a sunrise, while another sees a storm. But sometimes, they are all in perfect unision. The past few days have demonstrated the latter for hair this autumn.

Hair is unequivocally dressed down. We are, several seasons in, still very much in the grip of destruction as beauty: an energy which is far more befitting of London than the remaining three fashion capitals. This is the same story but it’s written on a new page.

The new version of undone hair is about individualism, it must be bespoke to you – wavy hair? Go with it. Lank and greasy? Go with that too. It will require you to look at it in a whole new light of course, but just look at the Christopher Kane girls if you’re in any doubt. All that’s required is a bit of extra fine-tuning. Products are your friends, electricals – with a few minor exceptions – are not.

You’d think we’d have got around to working out how to do it then, wouldn’t you? Well, no. So here, I’ve handily wrapped up some tips from the men (why are they always men?) who did it backstage themselves, in the vain hope that it may assist in mastering this iconoclastic hair look in time for September.

Let’s do this.