You might have thought that you could live your entire life without requiring a gold wetsuit. But you'd be wrong. These are the four occasions when it would come in really, really handy to own Cynthia Rowley's gold neoprene wetsuit, designed exclusively for Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website goop and priced at $295. 

1. When performing with dolphins.

2. When attending a James Bond party. Two Bond references in one affordable gold wetsuit!

3. When filming the DVD for your much-hyped prancercise spin-off, aqua-prancercise.

4. When writhing in the surf in a Chris Isaak video.